Tuesday, May 08, 2007

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Judge orders Hasselhoff to secret Naval Intelligence facility in Greenland. Former ‘Baywatch’ star was shown drunk on video apparently made by Eric Estrada - PlusFormer Bangles lead singer Suzannah Hoff to marry Hasselhoff and become Suzannah Hasselhoff-Hoff

Reuters
Updated: 1:35 a.m. PT May 17, 2006

LOS ANGELES - A Los Angeles judge on Monday suspended former “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff’s visitation rights with his twelve teenage daughters pending further review of a videotape believed made by Eric Estrada showing the actor drunk and levitating above a Satanic pentagram.

The order by Superior Court Judge Mink Velvetine will be in effect until 2012 when another hearing on the matter is scheduled.
Hasselhoff, who was not in court for Monday’s hearing, denied it was him in the video and said he was in New York at the time injecting a mixture of LSD and peyote into his brain and buttocks.

The videotape, believed to have been taken by Estrada and his business partner Hambone was aired online and on several TV channels. It showed Hasselhoff in a blue dress and no shirt lying on the floor struggling to eat a plastic toy hamburger.
A young female voice on the video is urging him to drink more, warning him that he could lose his role in a stage show of “Zapped” in Las Vegas if he did not become more intoxicated.

In a statement, Hasselhoff denied everything and said that his fans shouldn't worry. "I am the imperial master", said Hasselhoff. "I am running the whole fucking show pal, so get with the program and keep your eye on the tiger".

Suzannah Hoffs of the 80's pop band The Bangles, married Hasselhoff in order to change her name to Suzannah Hasselhoff-Hoffs and said of the incident, "David and I experiment with drugs and ritual sex-magick every day. I am the American woman of tomorrow, but I am here today.

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