NAMM. Stupid.

To continue my campaign to prove just how stupid things can be, I'm flying down to LA today to check out this years NAMM show. This yearly pilgrimage of self loathing is really just an excuse to go to Disneyland, a place that I adore and can get into for free! I'm all about the Haunted Mansion and to see if they still are anally sodomizing Space Mountain with a "Red Hot Chili Peppers" soundtrack. Who ever made that decision should be sterilized.

At NAMM I will be checking out the Elecktron booth and will be looking into finding an Acoustic guitar, even though I'm pretty sure I want an old Gibson Hummingbird. I'll take some pictures to remind the musicians who visit this site how appallingly stupid this industry is. At least Craig, House, Bryan and Brain are with me to keep the dumb alive.